10,000 Leagues Under the Sea Punk

Ok, I've been a bad, bad blogista. I've allowed moving and the 9to5 to take up time that could be spent internet browsing and street styling. (Whoever you were, random girl on the subway with pink hair, a neon pink purse, and a pink trench coat, you rock.) Anyway, hopefully these will make it up to you. Courtesy of the "emerging trends"  event (whatever that means, aren't all fashion weeks about 'emerging trends?') at Boston Fashion week (again, whatever that means).

Also, apparently SeaPunk is now a thing. You read it here first. 

(Image Credit: Natasha Moustache, Boston Phoenix)

Cue Bond Music

What? Sorry,  I couldn't hear you over my BAMF secret agent skills, which have landed me a mission where I must keep computer codes critical to the nation's security on a  USB drive disguised as an expensive Swarovski Crystal Necklace. After I sneak into the multi-billionaire's mansion during his charity benefit (using my sexual allure, of course) I will subtly scope out the library for trap doors leading to...Well, you get the idea.

But if you just want a pretty way to keep 4GBs of  your most recent work project or resume on hand at all times, I guess this works for that too. Oh, and the plastic bit? Actually made of Sillicon. Valentine's Day in the Valley? This is the obvious choice.

Swarovski USB Heart Necklace

(Image Credit: BondMag.eu)

High Fashion Porn: Brian Atwood Wedding

'Tis the season...You may be wondering "Punch, you have such unique and crazy style, but what would you wear to your wedding if you won the lottery?" (OK, this is probably not the first thing on your mind...I said 'may')

The answer, my dears, are these fluffily-flower swaddled, bedazzled babies:

(Image Credit: Brian Atwood)

Brian Atwood Aurora Embellished Satin Sandals in White- $3,440

ShoutOutz to ManRepeller for bringing them to my attention. Sorry if you were expecting a dress. But with those on your feet, seriously who cares what else you're wearing. I could think of no better combination of rhinestone heel and floral ankle dollop. And if I haven't won the lottery, and find myself in need of something stolen 'borrowed' and blue, these will do just as well, thanks.

(Image Credit: Shoerazzi.com)

Brian Atwood Aurora Embellished Satin Sandals in Blue

High Fashion Porn: Brian Atwood

(Image Credit: Brian Atwood)

Brian Atwood Maniac Strass Rainbow Pump- $1,195

When RainbowBrite turns 18, makes thousands canoodling with TV executives, goes out clubbing, and develops an embarrassing coke habit that ends up all over the cover of National Enquirer, these are what she wears.