Pants Down, The Best Jeans Ever

Are you a Dude craving a more creative approach to covering your crotch then the same old slacks? Are you jealous of the plethora of choices women have compared to men in this sartorially sexist society? Well, look no further than Naked and Famous Jeans. Not only are these jeans crafted from high quality Japanese denim, they are also the awesome space age pants of the future and 100% designed with dudes in mind.

 Want the perfect opening line to get a girl near your manbits? how about telling her that your jeans are Scratch N' Sniff Lavender Scented? Want to stand out at a Rave? Glow in the Dark Jeans should do the trick. Need proof that she was totally all over you last night? How about Thermochromic Denim that changes color with body heat. (Think Hypercolor T shirts: The Denim version).

Go ahead. Give them a google. The more money they make, the more likely it is that they will start making women's styles, and the sooner I can get a pair of...oh god I can't even pick just one.

(Image Credits: Naked and Famous Denim)

What Would Heisenberg Do?

(Image Credit: BigTimeTeez.com)

BigTimeTeez.com- What Would Heisenberg Do T-Shirt

And available in a whole bunch of great colors!

Social Media...Sneakers?

Found these great Keds Prototypes courtesy of graphic designer Lumen Bigott. For now sadly they are just prototypes, but perhaps enough support will prompt actual production! (Hey, it can happen! remember these?)



Above: Facebook Shoe, Flickr Shoe, YouTube Shoe, Wikipedia Shoe, Google Shoe, Dribbble Shoe, Twitter Shoe. Image Credits: Lumen Bigott

Ode to the Tetris Gods

Tetris Bracelet on Etsy- Here

(Technically sold, I know, but  this bracelet deserves to be shared)

And for the Dudes, one of the funniest Tetris-Tees I've seen:

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There Was A House in New Orleans...

Rising Sun Tee by Hollywood Mirror- $20

Happy Birthday, Garment District! I Went in today and saw this amazing dudes' shirt. I even tried one on but sadly it was really not designed for someone with breasts. 

Dudes: How to Get More Ladies in Bars

Surprisingly, 50% of my overwhelmingly giant pool of readers currently consists of dudes. But then I thought to myself- "why not promote fabulous fashion finds for dudes? Surely they are so poorly underrepresented in the fashion world! Especially those who never wear suits or designer sweatpants!"  So without further ado...

Dudes, do you get lonely? (and horny?) Do you wish women would approach you in bars for a change?(and pay for your drinks?)  I may have the solution to all of your penis woes.

I give you, the light-up shirt. Yes, this shirt actually lights up when in the presence of noise, and the pattern changes according to frequency. I have seen it myself first hand in action. While I shortly left the bar soon afterwards, I always regretted not talking to that dude. If I ever see another dude wearing a light-up decibel-indicating shirt, he is MINE I TELL YOU. ALL MINE.  

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For those of you not sold on the decibel design (though I have no idea why you wouldn't be), there are a variety of other designs including badass sunglasses, rainbow headphones, sexy women, and a butterfly. (OK- maybe would be slightly less drawn to a dude wearing a light up butterfly...or at least assume he was gay) At less than $20 each these are also a steal. Lucky y-chromosome holding Bastards.

(Though I do admit that Sexy Girl #2 Does kind of look like she has a massive boner...)

Breaking Badass

Breaking Bad Inspired Converse- $85

Get 'Em Here While You Can!

(Also Available in "Walking Dead" and "Dexter")

Little beknownst to you, I am actually a Chemist by day and a SecretFashionBlogger By Night. Needless to say, when AMC came out with a series about how being a chemist is a completely exciting and badass profession (that also may or may not have involved some drug dealing too) I was excited. When artist Jon Defreest designed a pair of Chuck Taylors based off the show I was even more excited, and when tauntr actually started producing them I may as well have been snorting the Blue Stuff myself.

I HIGHLY suggest pairing them with bright orange laces as shown below: