Pants Down, The Best Jeans Ever

Are you a Dude craving a more creative approach to covering your crotch then the same old slacks? Are you jealous of the plethora of choices women have compared to men in this sartorially sexist society? Well, look no further than Naked and Famous Jeans. Not only are these jeans crafted from high quality Japanese denim, they are also the awesome space age pants of the future and 100% designed with dudes in mind.

 Want the perfect opening line to get a girl near your manbits? how about telling her that your jeans are Scratch N' Sniff Lavender Scented? Want to stand out at a Rave? Glow in the Dark Jeans should do the trick. Need proof that she was totally all over you last night? How about Thermochromic Denim that changes color with body heat. (Think Hypercolor T shirts: The Denim version).

Go ahead. Give them a google. The more money they make, the more likely it is that they will start making women's styles, and the sooner I can get a pair of...oh god I can't even pick just one.

(Image Credits: Naked and Famous Denim)

Good Morning, Charlie!

If your inner geek and/or Bond Girl was tittilated by our classy Swarovski-Studded USB necklaces, then you'll appreciate this more casual  (yet every bit as bad-ass)  Punk alternative. Not sneaking into a formal gala this evening? Driving a speedboat to the mastermind's private island then scaling the walls of his castle while fending off 12 armed guards? This might be the better accessory choice. Charlie would be proud.

(Image Credits: JuicyCouture.com)

Juicy Couture  4GB USB Pyramid Bracelet in Candy Pop (Pink) and Black

Cue Bond Music

What? Sorry,  I couldn't hear you over my BAMF secret agent skills, which have landed me a mission where I must keep computer codes critical to the nation's security on a  USB drive disguised as an expensive Swarovski Crystal Necklace. After I sneak into the multi-billionaire's mansion during his charity benefit (using my sexual allure, of course) I will subtly scope out the library for trap doors leading to...Well, you get the idea.

But if you just want a pretty way to keep 4GBs of  your most recent work project or resume on hand at all times, I guess this works for that too. Oh, and the plastic bit? Actually made of Sillicon. Valentine's Day in the Valley? This is the obvious choice.

Swarovski USB Heart Necklace

(Image Credit: BondMag.eu)

Clear's The Thing IV

When a naughty Bag and Boombox decided to mate and create an illegitimate bastard child, this is what happened. Except clearly the result was not  at all a circus freak, and instead a genetic evolutionary mutation that will be embraced and honored for decades to come. Yes, it plays music from your iPod. Yes, it's available in a half dozen neon colors. Yes, it screams "Portable Beach Party" (...or maybe that's just me.)

(Image Credit: trollshots.com)

Fydelity- Ice G Stereo Bag in Magenta

(Also available in Grey, Blue, Green, Yellow)

Social Media...Sneakers?

Found these great Keds Prototypes courtesy of graphic designer Lumen Bigott. For now sadly they are just prototypes, but perhaps enough support will prompt actual production! (Hey, it can happen! remember these?)



Above: Facebook Shoe, Flickr Shoe, YouTube Shoe, Wikipedia Shoe, Google Shoe, Dribbble Shoe, Twitter Shoe. Image Credits: Lumen Bigott

Subway Style (Literally?), Instagram Inspiration

(Image Credit: Think PR)

I don't care what refinery29 says, I am a huge fan of this Instagram Dress, and especially the MetroCard Purse. What could be a better combination of my love of unexpected fashion and weird obsession with subways? Seriously. And those shoes!

Magnetic Nail Polishes, How Do They Work?

The Perfect Accessory for one of ICP's girlfriends, I give you, the greatest possible application of Modern Science:




I'm not sure if the magnet is really necessary to obtain such a simple, striped look but there is certainly some serious creative possibility here. (Or at least I'd really, really like to think so). Just a Fad? What do you think?

One thing is for sure, we probably won't be seeing these in lighter shades anytime soon...

Dudes: How to Get More Ladies in Bars

Surprisingly, 50% of my overwhelmingly giant pool of readers currently consists of dudes. But then I thought to myself- "why not promote fabulous fashion finds for dudes? Surely they are so poorly underrepresented in the fashion world! Especially those who never wear suits or designer sweatpants!"  So without further ado...

Dudes, do you get lonely? (and horny?) Do you wish women would approach you in bars for a change?(and pay for your drinks?)  I may have the solution to all of your penis woes.

I give you, the light-up shirt. Yes, this shirt actually lights up when in the presence of noise, and the pattern changes according to frequency. I have seen it myself first hand in action. While I shortly left the bar soon afterwards, I always regretted not talking to that dude. If I ever see another dude wearing a light-up decibel-indicating shirt, he is MINE I TELL YOU. ALL MINE.  

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For those of you not sold on the decibel design (though I have no idea why you wouldn't be), there are a variety of other designs including badass sunglasses, rainbow headphones, sexy women, and a butterfly. (OK- maybe would be slightly less drawn to a dude wearing a light up butterfly...or at least assume he was gay) At less than $20 each these are also a steal. Lucky y-chromosome holding Bastards.

(Though I do admit that Sexy Girl #2 Does kind of look like she has a massive boner...)