Glitter Bow Glasses

Things I have mixed feelings about: glasses as accessories for people who don't actually need vision correction. Thinks I like: Glitter, Bows, Glasses with Bows, things-technically-designed-for-tweens-but-oh-well-I'm-going-to-wear-it-anyway.

 Now if only they were actually prescription...

Claire's Multicolored Glitter Bow Frames

(Image Credit: Claires.com)

Cheers, to the Brooklyn of Boston

With my pending move to Allston, this necklace seemed very appropriate

(Image Credit: Etsy.com)

PBR Bow-Tie Necklace on Etsy- Only 3.99! 

What. The. Hot. Fuck.

Yes, it's pretty obvious I stole this from ManRepeller. But seriously if this doesn't deserve a re-post then I don't think anything in the history of the world does. I don't know what's scarier- the fact that these cost about your monthly rent on a centrally-located two bedroom apartment, the fact that someone somewhere is actually paying that much for them, or the fact that the more I stare at them, the more I think "hey, maybe I could make those work after all..." Fun Fact: I'm pretty sure that same metallic fabric made an appearance in at least three of my home-made halloween costumes before the age of 10. If you want your foot to resemble an all-in-one parade float meets fairy-princess-carnival, look no further.

(Image Credit: Farfetch.com)

Meadham Kirchhoff- Sparkle Pom Pom Platform Sandal

Funkytown

Forget Platforms- Nasty Gal
(Image Credit Nasty Gal)

Practical? No. Affordable? No. Boogeylicious? Absolutely.

Galactic Gloss

La Femme Glitter Lipstick

What? You mean my lips really can look like an artsy viral tumblr photo? Done. 

Happy Opening Day, Fenway!

Red Sox Sequin Logo Tee- Soft As A Grape- $40

Red Sox Thong- FootballFanatics.com- $13

Now that's a winning combination...