Catch a Falling Star

...Or maybe a falling fashion blogger?  I have yet to actually try on and successfully walk in a pair of magical and mystical heeless pumps. I should probably get on that.

But anyway, I could take this time to blab on about how awesome my kindred spirit Greg Selkoe is, or further philosophize on the Lorena-Bobbitization of the high-heeled shoe, but instead I'll just show you these awesome and adorable Jeffery Campbell 'Starynite' shoes available on karmaloop.com. Who needs a traditional, penis-shaped heel when instead you could use an adorable metallic star heel? This is by far the cutest and least creepy heeless platform shoe I have seen yet.

Jeffrey Campbell Starynite Shoe in black

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Strike!

Hot Pink, See-Through, Platform Bowling Shoes/ Loafers....Except actually an attractive and brilliant idea. I am really enjoying the current renaissance of colorful, transparent plastic materials.(I realize these don't fit quite into that category, but close enough). Now if only they made mini poodle skirts...

(Image Credit: Nasty Gal)

Jeffrey Campbell Carter Platform in Fuschia

Jeffrey CAMPbell, Anyone?

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Happy Cork Platforms by Jeffrey Campbell

Kind of like the neon, plastic bracelets you used to weave at Summer Camp...except sluttier and for your feet.